Stubs

It is universal truth that the unshaven look separates the MEN from the boys.



Despite girls these days going more for boyish looking males, some rather stick to the conventional rugged and scruffy image. Those conspicuous tiny facial hair testifies the abundance of masculine juice that flows in a man. Raw and daring, the mixture of a "Bad Boy" look and "Whose-Your-Daddy" look emits aura of maturity as well as authority.

Critics argue that the act of growing stubs is so horrendous, that the fashion police should detain such offender from being seen in public for being 'un-gentlemanly' and anti-metrosexualism. But then again, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Metrosexuals come in many forms; stereotyping them into one genre does not give justice to these 'ferociously appertising' hunks. Being unshaven does not mean that you can't be cool (of course, you will seriously look hideous when you let them spawn underneath your chin like a cluster of spongy moss!). Contrary to popular belief, you can be clean shaven and yet still looking dull. Make no mistake, most men look sexiest when they grow stubs. Such small details, such huge impact.


So, why don't you just go easy on those Gilletes for one week and give yourself a 'bad facial hair day*' for a change?

*Try at your own risk!

Six Packs

Every narcissistic man would love to have a six-pack (no, I don't mean those cans of beer). Nothing but the good 'ol ripped washboard ab. The ultimate symbol of male perfection.

It indicates that the man has worked hard enough to sculpt up those muscles as well as cutting down his fat. This means high level of commitment towards fitness regime, plus an attitude to beautify oneself. No pain, no gain as they always say. It makes a male look sexy. Ladies drool at the sight of a symmetrical abdominal structure. Even guys would turn their heads at such wonder. Some metrosexuals love to keep it smooth and lean, while some prefer it full of volume. Coupled with a nice pair of juicy biceps, you are one hot stuff getting ready to be envied by commoners.

So, next time if you feel that there is nothing else you could do to uber-metrosexualise yourself, just crack those whip and give your waistline a good 100 ab crunch a day. You won't regret the result of it.

Shades, sunglasses, eyewear, call it what you want

What makes you look COOL and HOT at the same time?



Ray Ban, Oakley, Adidas, Police, etc.

Yup, you are right. Those moulded shiny or dark plastics (sometimes glass) that people stick on their face just right over their zit-free nose are called sunglasses. Or shades. Or eyewear. Whatever.

Invented to block piercing sunlight from drying your moist and sparkling eyes, it was later innovated in various sizes, shapes and colour just for fashionistas, and metrosexuals too. They don them for one reason and one reason only: to make themselves damn good looking!

Rumour says it that artists and glamour mortals use shades to hide the movement of their eyes, to prevent others from knowing that they are gazing at others who are gazing at them. Get it? Such act, however, could only be covered if the glasses are totally dark, and not mildly tinted, or else they might not be able to cover their voyeurism.


Not to forget those glasses which have HUGE emblems and logos of its brand, not many people can wear such item confidently without having something written on their forehead, like, "Hello, I'm the walking ad for LV" or "Buy DKNY, because I bought it, too". It's a no-no for a true metrosexual. Just get a simple one that would enhance the curves on your face, not some swimming goggles, for heaven's sake! Remember, get one that suits you, not the other way around.
No sane metrosexual would leave home without this accessory. Just don't wear them for too long under the sunshine because you may have a two-toned skin colour on your face once you take them off. Once in a while, just hang it nicely on your shirt collar to give yourself that hip image.


And please, no fake sunglasses. Pure metrosexuals don't imitate.

Brad Pitt